logitech gaming software crashes after g hub installed

There are other pain points regarding G Hub (like just using it, for example), when it works, and I have other legitimate issues with some of my devices and how they work (or rather, how they don't work) with G Hub (or Blue Sherpa), but aside from a jaded mention here, there's no point restating here what I've already submitted to Logitech - it'd be just as useless. This is an unacceptable experience - one that myself and countless others have far, FAR too often. Until then, I'm in the dark, and I may as well have generic devices, since I can't access any of the customizability. There's no rhyme or reason to when it makes that decision. And every time, G Hub just doesn't work, until one day, it just randomly decides to start working.

This happens EVERY time I install G Hub on a new computer. This is not my first time experiencing this issue. All I get is the loading animation, looping, seemingly mocking me for choosing Logitech. I've tried rebooting, uninstalling + reinstalling, running installer and G Hub as admin, unplugging my devices + plugging them back in, numerous combinations of the aforementioned - no luck thus far.

G Hub installed fine - I think - and now I just have an 'LGHUB' window running its loading animation, giving me false hope that it's actually doing something (maybe it is - how would I know? It doesn't give me any indication anything is actually happening). I'm writing from a fresh installation of Windows 10 (Enterprise N 21H2 + latest updates from Windows update) with a fresh installation of G Hub, and, - surprise, surprise - G Hub isn't working, and I have NO idea what the problem is. Garbage Hub: a befitting name, in my opinion, given the experience myself and countless others have had and continue to have with G Hub.

Logitech gaming software crashes after g hub installed